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For guys only: read this and you will find yourselves nodding furiously, unless if you are Mr.Ang aka Mr.Popular. (Ang being the Hokkien term for popular, not your surname.)

http://jason914.blogspot.com/2009/06/god-tell-me-to-do-same.html

Indeed Jason. I feel you buddy.

Let me first tell you how I think. First of all, I think it rude to leave people hanging around waiting for your answer. They SMS-ed you for an answer and it is normal to get frustrated when the reply is late. Or, it did not come at all. Grr~

The spice added to this frustration is as pointed out by Mr. Jason:

'At the same time, they can sms, talking about nonsense with their other friends.'

How true! Funny how things are unfair aren't they? One wonders whether one is still a friend after receiving such a treatment. The question mark is destroyed after a guy listened to the reasons offered by those Flowers:

'Busy... Lazy... Don't feel like sms-ing...' and whatnot.

Who said anything about sms-ing? It's a question that's waiting for your answer dudedess. It is one thing to turn down the offer of a conversation; it is quite another to simply ignore a question put forward.

Say if there was an emergency and the SMS was never delivered out. Being a sensible person, an explanation should be offered to that person. Leaving question marks that eventually turn into 'grrr... :@' is a bad thing in any relationships.

It's not easy to be nice nowadays, be it guys or girls. There are morons and psychopaths running outside there, yes. But surely manners are a basic part of a civilisation?

Random

I have a question for you all who are reading this: do you get jealous when a guy/girl you care about tells you that he/she has got an ex bf/gf ? Ok, maybe you don't feel exactly jealous, but do you feel bad? Curious, perhaps? Do you feel uncomfortable? I think you guys will get what I mean.

This is a sensitive issue. I risk delaying my marriage for at least a few years for writing this.

Well then, what's the answer?

I think the answer varies. Some really don't care about it. This question usually arises when you and him/her are talking about yourselves. Of course, this also means that you and him/her have got to a certain level of that relationship to be able to talk about each other's past. And usually it's you who cared enough to feel jealous, that is if you do anyway.

The degree of 'damage' varies as well. I say damage because that is what it looks like to jealous ones, while those who don't have no issue. Jealous friends and lovers and whatnot view such history as damage done.

Just a random topic. ^^

Sex Is Dangerous.

Haha. A LOL kind of occasion is when your former prime minister talks about sex and porn.

Read this: Dr M on sex at 80 and Internet porn.

Or watch his speech on the same topic: Dr M on sex at 80 and Internet porn.

Hear hear!

P/S: You guys should really watch the video la. ;)

Sex and Me

Sorry for the bombastic title. ^^

It is just that I had a very interesting conversation with a male friend, and that provided some insight to me.

Our conversation:

X: I wanna know what true love is. So I will love before I die; I am not like you.

Me: Fine then. But wassup with true love thingy? Why must you find it?

X: Hey everyone finds one nowadays ok? I myself longed for that kind of feeling too. You know, bringing your sweetheart for a movie, a walk at the beach, then you hold her hand, hug her, love her...

Me: Spare me the details. So this is it eh? The reason for true love?

X: Don't get me wrong, mister. True love to me is not about sex. I have dreamt of these things...

Me: Wow. You must have got all sexually aroused then.

X: Yea. It happened the other day.

Me: Really? Pancut tak?

X: I was about to take a nap. But suddenly my bro stood up. I was kinda tulan, so I went to the toilet and PCC(pak chui cheng;masturbate). Felt better after that, can sleep already.

Me: Walao. You can't do that all the time you know. But what did you think of while PCC-ing?

X: Like this you also want to know? By the way, is PCC a sin?

Me: I don't think any religion has expressly stipulated that that it is a sin. But you gotta take care of what you think; don't corrupt your mind. Sure I want to know. ;)

X: Then I have sinned la. Zzz, +1 sin. I did not think of my any friends, if that's what you want to know.

Me: Keke. I find it hard to believe. Are you sure? :P

X: Definite. I'm not that terrible yet, you know. I just thought of 3 artists, that's all.

Me: Cheh. Anyway the point is that you PCC-ed.

X: ...

*

So that was our conversation, more or less. I left thinking about sex and her influence in our lives.

As guys and girls started to mature, our bodies grow, developing the unique biological characteristics God designed. Our hormones then started to kick in too. We begin feeling curious towards the opposite sex.

Those hormones are actually the culprit of our sexual desire. And it is up to us to control them. Watching pornography and doing stuff that aroused them is certainly not something wise.

From our conversation, I observed that youngsters nowadays tend to use the wrong way to assuage the lascivious passion within. Like my friend, he was upset that his 'bro' erected when he was going to nap and he went straight to 'release' the pressure.

C'mon y'all. Take a deep breath. I know these thoughts are hard to handle; I battle everyday with them too. There is no winner-takes-all situation with these little devils. It is ongoing, relentless, and you have to keep fighting it.

朋友= 笑话 -____-

今天是第一天去学校，由于太闷了，我们几个人就聊了起来。。。聊着聊着，突然我和麒俊就聊到了朋友这话题！当然，本文并不是在反对麒俊所说的一切哦，而是他的讲解提醒了我一些事情，也让我更清楚更明白什么是‘朋友’！感谢他！好吧。。。进入正题！

朋友。。。对你们来说是什么？自己想想看吧！不同人有不同的想法，不同的答案。。。让我们看看朋友的‘用处’吧！！！

1. 朋友是来互相利用的-----有事时可以找他帮忙，没事时最好不要烦我！

2.朋友是踏脚石-----需要时他可以帮你过关，不需要时他就是拌脚石！

3.朋友会陪你哭陪你笑-----不要傻啦，朋友只会弄你哭弄你‘siao’！

4.朋友会借你一双耳朵，听你诉说心事-----小心点，朋友会听你说心事，然后再爆你秘密！

5.知心朋友会在你伤心难过时开导你，帮助你-----知心朋友？KNS！早已经随着恐龙绝种，消失在这世界了！

看吧。。。以上就是朋友的定义！当然还有很多不同的答案，恕我无法在此一一列出！只能说的是，现在的人很现实，现实到你无法想像的境界！当然我也曾经遇过这样的朋友！对他们真的感到非常失望，一昧的只想收取，最后还被他们反咬一口。。。真不懂这世界上为什么会有这样不懂做人的人！当然我并不介意付出，因为我总是认为付出比收取还要来得高兴，快乐！因此我也被家人骂过不少次笨了！

真的不懂为什么有些朋友在不同人面前都有不同的样子，变脸变得还真快啊！面对不同人时，他们对人的态度也不同，有些人简直就把朋友当成狗看待！要不然就是心情不好时乱骂人，找朋友出气！此外，还有些朋友，他们自己可以说出别人的缺点，说人家的坏话；但是当其他人讲回他们时，他们又会不爽，乱发脾气，要不然就脸黑黑整天，好像全世界欠了他500万这样！！！wtf！！！！

还有些朋友，当他自己不爽或不喜欢一个人时，他会在其他朋友面前说那个人的坏话，然后要大家一起杯葛那个人，有些人甚至要杯葛自己最要好的朋友呢！这种事情真的是遇过太多次了，从小到大，这种事情一直没有停止过。。。然而，挑起这些事情的通常都是女生。。。真是的！有女生的地方就一定会有是非！真可笑！最毒妇人心啊，男生们，要带眼睛选女生啊，防范妒忌心强的女生！！！！因为有些女生在男生面前跟在女生面前的样子是不同的！记住了，这些事情看多了，我也麻木了！wakaka!!

当然有些朋友明明知道自己已经做错了，也还是认为自己是对的。当人家劝告他时，他又会不爽，接着误会就越来越深，到最后连朋友也没有得做！就算做回朋友，也不能再像从前那样好了！无奈吧？有些朋友，就算你想跟他成为很好很好的朋友，但是不知道为什么就是不能！还是算了吧！就像一个伤口，就算痊愈了，也还是会有疤痕，仿佛在提醒着你曾经发生过什么事！

好了。。。到此为止！不要再说人家的坏话了！我自己也好不到哪里去，自己知道就好，哈哈哈。。。其余的就让你们自己慢慢去发现吧！

p/s 看到了这里，相信你们也已经把我的文章读完了吧？心中是不是在猜测我所讽刺的人是谁？所说的又是谁呢？各位弟兄姐妹及朋友们，不要再怀疑或猜测我所说的人是谁了，因为我所讽刺的人可能就是你！！！感谢你们看我的部落格！

Beauty shop!Barbershop!

haha!!This afternoon,i went to Sister beauty shop.Why did i go to there??wash my dirty face lah!stupid!!My mum complained about my face...she said that i have to wash my face properly and called me to go to beauty shop tomorrow..(cheh!please la...i don really need to do so..i am a "beauty".okay??haha!!)
yea~erm beauty shops exist for unsightly girl...haha!!lol!It helps to provide beauty in our world.haha!!!Am I right?!
Any idiot intend to "kap lui" within the beauty shop??haha!!I advise..if you certainly demand a beauty-"babi"doll to be held in your strong right or left arm...you can wait outside the beauty shop!
lol!!The girls come out from the beauty shop should be beautiful..because the blemishs on their faces will be washed away temporary..haha!!so (let us wait for the beauties outside the Beauty shop!!!)
kakaka!!for the girls..^^maybe you all can wait for the barbershop...some of the guys will like to go to there for upgrading their hairstyles...from normal to XXnormal...haha!!!kidding man~but i don't know why most of the girls like XXnormal's hairs!!It always frustrates US...haha!!!
yea~I don't want to comment about the hairstyle...cus it should be a sensitive issue in Malaysia as religion as well...if you like to have this kind of boy friend...just put aside the boring and tiring Soloism and patrol around the babbershop with your powerful "short gun"...haha!!!
Erm..I think EXTREME should be a good "forest" for you as anti-lonely to HUNT..
Tell me,If you make it!I wonder the prey is belong to what kind of animal!!I am performing a survey...haha!!