Sex Is Dangerous.

Haha. A LOL kind of occasion is when your former prime minister talks about sex and porn.

Read this: Dr M on sex at 80 and Internet porn.

Or watch his speech on the same topic: Dr M on sex at 80 and Internet porn.

Hear hear!

P/S: You guys should really watch the video la. ;)

Sex and Me

Sorry for the bombastic title. ^^

It is just that I had a very interesting conversation with a male friend, and that provided some insight to me.

Our conversation:

X: I wanna know what true love is. So I will love before I die; I am not like you.

Me: Fine then. But wassup with true love thingy? Why must you find it?

X: Hey everyone finds one nowadays ok? I myself longed for that kind of feeling too. You know, bringing your sweetheart for a movie, a walk at the beach, then you hold her hand, hug her, love her...

Me: Spare me the details. So this is it eh? The reason for true love?

X: Don't get me wrong, mister. True love to me is not about sex. I have dreamt of these things...

Me: Wow. You must have got all sexually aroused then.

X: Yea. It happened the other day.

Me: Really? Pancut tak?

X: I was about to take a nap. But suddenly my bro stood up. I was kinda tulan, so I went to the toilet and PCC(pak chui cheng;masturbate). Felt better after that, can sleep already.

Me: Walao. You can't do that all the time you know. But what did you think of while PCC-ing?

X: Like this you also want to know? By the way, is PCC a sin?

Me: I don't think any religion has expressly stipulated that that it is a sin. But you gotta take care of what you think; don't corrupt your mind. Sure I want to know. ;)

X: Then I have sinned la. Zzz, +1 sin. I did not think of my any friends, if that's what you want to know.

Me: Keke. I find it hard to believe. Are you sure? :P

X: Definite. I'm not that terrible yet, you know. I just thought of 3 artists, that's all.

Me: Cheh. Anyway the point is that you PCC-ed.

X: ...

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So that was our conversation, more or less. I left thinking about sex and her influence in our lives.

As guys and girls started to mature, our bodies grow, developing the unique biological characteristics God designed. Our hormones then started to kick in too. We begin feeling curious towards the opposite sex.

Those hormones are actually the culprit of our sexual desire. And it is up to us to control them. Watching pornography and doing stuff that aroused them is certainly not something wise.

From our conversation, I observed that youngsters nowadays tend to use the wrong way to assuage the lascivious passion within. Like my friend, he was upset that his 'bro' erected when he was going to nap and he went straight to 'release' the pressure.

C'mon y'all. Take a deep breath. I know these thoughts are hard to handle; I battle everyday with them too. There is no winner-takes-all situation with these little devils. It is ongoing, relentless, and you have to keep fighting it.

Pisang

* http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090517/tod-teen-robs-shop-with-banana-then-eats-870a197.html

Haha. This guy has some guts. May be we should do things like this once in a while, so that we won't get bored. -___-

Nothing

Things to do while you're on a long break:

-Watch TV programmes, or the TV set itself.

-Online until you are tempted to go porn downloading.

-Practise Counter Strike. (Guys only.)

-Chat with friends online.

-Blog. Learn how to upload media as well.

-Nap. (Must wake up before evening.)

-Play ball, any ball. (Again, guys only.)

-Clean the house.

-Revise your homework.

-Drive around the town aimlessly.

-SMS with potential boy/girl friend(s).

-Go to the field and take 'emo-like' photos to be uploaded.

-Teach brother/sister to do homework.

-Plan your funeral.

-Don't plan your wedding.

-Play with pet.

-DOTA.

-Try out online chat rooms, they're not the same with MSN.

-Play your musical instrument.

-Download odd songs with interesting titles.

Any ideas?

p/s: Pls attend my funeral. You don't have to cry or feel sad. Just come. Free food available. Tq.

GG

Me and Qi Jun kena saman. WTF. Nibong Tebal some more.

Read about our little adventure here.

Owl

This guy was there to wish me good morning -___-

I woke up this morning to see a new being in my house. And it's an owl!

Look at her face. It's so ancient and wise. Lol. Rumours have it that if she managed to count your eyebrows, you're dead! :D

Not accustomed to the daylight.

Any words of wisedom for us Mother? ;)

Everyday Scene

(X is busily hitting the buttons with his eyes glued onto his handphone's screen. Not far away, on the other side of the room, Y is busily socialising with several girls and their laughter can be heard occasionally. X gives a disgruntled look of disapproval there and then.)

(Y comes over to X.)

Y: There you are. What are you doing there, sulking and looking like an overgrown bat? Come have some fun.

X: I am not. It is better for me to stay away from guys who associate closely with girls.

Y: Is that a crime? In fact, I'm just adapting myself. Why, even you are doing that yourself! ( Points at X's handphone.)

X: Oh,no. When you do it in reality it's called flirting. But I'm just chatting. It's quite different; chatting is more decent.

Y: Pui! Who knows what are your contents inside. I bet they're somewhat vulgar. People usually aren't people when they communicate via a screen.

X: (Getting hot.) That might apply to others, but not me. I'm a gentle-guy.

Y: And you're degrading yourself. It's degrading if one often punctuates a girl through her handphone. You'll never know how her face is like on the other line. A ' :) ' could be a ' :( ' .

X: It's not much different in banality. They smile on the outside, but what about the inside? I noticed that they even smiled when you farted just now. And quite a loud and crisp one too.

Y: Ahh. One should be comfortable in all. Come to think of it, they did really smile like flowers upon the sound of the exit of gas.

X: Not to mention entering the nostrils of everyone in the vicinity.

Y: You're disgusting. Look, here comes Z. Gosh, her skirt's really short today! (Body language suggests excitement and anxiety.)

X: (Still not looking away from handphone, typing furiously.) She's forever wearing that. It's getting banal and trite and even boring.

Z: Hi guys. Wassup? Hot day, isn't it?

Y: HI! We're cool. But yes, it sure is hot.

X: The weather's not the only thing that's hot right now.

Z: What?! Are you alluding to something?

Y: (Talked quickly to intercept X.) Oh yes, it's quite obvious. You're looking like the sun today, all hot and blazing and nice. (Z looks pleased and smiled at Y, who is rather flattered.)

X: That's not very polite, Y. Girls don't appreciate being called something round and yellow. It is like being an omelette. (Z looks furious.)

Y: Oh please. That's not funny. You want to be more tactful around girls.

X: You're only tactful when you're tackling. It's rather indecent.

Z: You're forever sick, X. (Covers her nose.) And what's that smell?!

X: (Calmly.) It's nothing. Y has a silencer now. It's him I am sure. But it still is awful. (Moves further.)

Y: (Red-faced.) Hey, it wasn't me! Where you're going Z ?! (Z stalks away.)

X: You should have behaved yourself. Be a gentle-guy before you flirt. Be like me.

Y: Oh, shut up. What nonsense. I'm so down right now.

X: You should feel better. The air stinks so badly now. It indicates your unhealthy diet and bad sleeping habits.

(Y shakes his head, down)

*Part One*

Welcome

Welcome Mr.Sunny, aka Jae Yang Kor Kor for joining this blog -___-

From no where she came,
Crowned with fame
Playing the game;

But she ain't your name,
No matter how tame;

Rushing is lame,
Wait till she's a dame
You'll know if she's the same.

SPM

HELO.

Everyone survived the SPM?

Good.

Update

Read about our(me and Hua Sheng) latest and reckless adventure here!

Rectification

I must write this. For correction's sake.

I take the lack of comments in my 'Old Soloisme' entry a disturbing sign. I think that you guys(except for some in the boat with me) are really taking it seriously, or worse, thought that I came up with this idea recently!

Well, the plain explanation is NO. That article, minus my comment beneath, is history. It ages about 3-4 years? It should be resting in the museum; but I dug it out to show you guys.

Notice the phrase 'good laugh'. Even way back then, we laughed at it, but posted it anyway. Today, it would be impossible to even think in its sinister form, and as Hua Sheng commented, 'if every1 like tat....human specis is gonna extinguish.....'. I agree with him. It is just ludicrous.

On the contrast, I was having this particular thought the other day. I was walking in the sun to buy lunch, and its glow really had a pleasant effect on me. I looked at a couple walking by, hand in hand. Usually I would have a minor obnoxious feeling at the sight of it. That day, I reacted differently. Guess what was running on my mind? The season is HERE! So why run away from it? Lol...

Shalom~

Dr.T

'Helo, this is Danny Tan'.

'Am I weirdddd?'

'No right? haha. That's my friend talking!'

'Cuz I need you to hack yourself by accepting this virus I am sending to you. It would just scratch your dumb ass, nth more! Serious!'

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We have this friend, namely Danny Tan.

By far, he is the one changing the most dramatically since we all left NT for our various purposes. At least that's what I think.

I don't know what will be his reactions when he reads this, but I am sure he will just smile genially.

For now, I would like to kick his dumb arse. Just for the fun of it.

Old Soloisme

It’s a subjective idealism. Ideologically, this principle is sophisticated enough to toughen male mentality to go against any temptations from their fellow female.

Girls owned absurd communication skills and touchy mood. They are a borned put-down to any man or boy foolish enough to express their inner feelings or to even give a genuine, friendly smile.

Evidence-

1. Girls break guy’s confidence by commenting about their weakness

2. Girls humiliate guys by using lame and ugly descriptions to express their thoughts

3. Girls want to occupy a guy, particularly if that HE is a good-looking one.

4. Girls hoax guys by playing with their feelings.

5. Girls carry a holier-then-thou attitude when mixing around, even among themselves.

Hence, a new order was born. A defense orientated idea, it moves against the particular individual first: by changing HIS concepts and norms. It does guarantee immunity to You-Know-Who.

LAWS of SOLOisme -

1.

A guy must remain in perfect control of his thoughts, emotions and feelings.

2.

A guy must refine upon his ‘no-love-condition’.

3.

A guy must avoid and reject every single temptation from girls.

4.

A guy must improve his inner greatness to a higher level.

5.

A guy must not play the fool with girls. Rather, HE should be serious and solemn when treading with them.

6.

A guy must follow the way of banality as to avoid unwanted attention.

7.

A guy must abandon all fashionable things. HE must know how to dress well depending on the scenario, but say ‘NO’ to modern punk style!

8.

A guy must foster or maintain his virtues when facing girls, but not to the extent where he ‘submits’ to them.

9.

A guy must appreciate beauty, but knows how to handle it as well.

10.

A guy shall cut his head into G-2 botak or as ugly as possible. (KaeMin?)

11.

No traitor is allowed.

12.

Puppy-love-coupling is strictly prohibited. It also means that any feelings off adolescence romance should remain under strict control and cut off eventually.

13.

Believe male more than believe female. Guys, please believe your friends more then those beauty-snakes, k?

I personally recommend this principle for those who have/had undergone any negative experience when communicating or handling with girls, or the reasons are best described as ‘ugly and short’. The main idea is not to turn you against any of your female friends, but to arm you up to face battle. It might be useful someday…and of course daily practices will be needed to strengthen the mind and body in order to live up to this idea’s high demands. Discipline is all and it conquers all. But most importantly, it conquers failure.

May the power be with you~

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Before you gasp and protest, let me explain. This partially insane article was written about 3-4 years back. It was improvised by Kae Min and I edited it, purely for FUN. I post this in its original form in order to preserve its memories attached to it.

As you can see, this article can really make your day! We were quite upset with the order of things then, and soon enough I found this at Kae Min's friendster blog. We had a good laugh and I proceed to copy and paste it at my own blog. The next thing we know, Kae Min's big brother gave us a piece of his mind by posting a comment even longer than this article. We took a shot to the head...

I do not wish for anyone to be hurt by this, as we were young and foolish then. Personally, I do not think of girls as what is mentioned above. And did I stressed its recreational purpose? After all, look at its two editors. We turned out all right, did we not? =)

Upon me posting this, I hope that Kae Min honour his part of the deal. Over to you dude !

Time passes very fast

Time passes so fast.

Really fast.

Very fast.

So a short post will do for now. =)

Update

A little update here:

• Me and Hua Sheng are back in Nibong Tebal. Anyone home? Lol...
• Kae Min will be back tomorrow morning from Kampar by bus. He will return next Monday.
• Next Monday is a public holiday. Activities anyone?

It is heart-warming and amazing to see literally everyone responding to this blog.

Hu hu~

Sedim

Hey guys.

We went to Sedim, Kedah. Our group consisted of my family, Kae Min's family and Jerry and his brother.

I have posted the photos and some description at my blog. Do drop by to update yourself about the event!

A pot of dough

I am staying in on this first day of CNY, so I am going to blog something.

When I was waiting eagerly for CNY 2009, I expected a lot. I say eagerly because friends from faraway places will be home and we can all see each other again. I expected to listen to different tales about places and people. And I got what I wished. We had a few gatherings and talked about stuff. Some of the gatherings, in my opinion, are hampered by multi player games like Counter Strike and Dota, but we shared fair-enough time together as a whole.

Through our conversation, it is fact that all of us have gone on our own way. Going to places to work or study, it really changes one's perception of things and people. I find it quite hard to go along with them in the beginning, but hey, these are all my old buddies, and the conversation went on much smoother after we exchanged tales.

The atmosphere of this year's CNY is rather dull and quiet, maybe because of the hot weather. Everyone just want to sit indoors, away from the sun rays that scorch. In addition to that there is the schedule of everybody to comprehend if gatherings are to be arranged. Since we have literally everybody to consider it is hence impossible to include the entire community. There are friends I wished to talk to, there are friends who I wanted to have a good time together, but we just couldn't work out our time.

CNY is as good as finished now. Looks like my 'Merry CNY campaign' isn't working : \

Danny. I hope he won't mind =). I will post something if he does!

Short video

A short video I made using my cell phone. So it isn't very impressive, but hey, look out for the contents.