Old Soloisme

It’s a subjective idealism. Ideologically, this principle is sophisticated enough to toughen male mentality to go against any temptations from their fellow female.

Girls owned absurd communication skills and touchy mood. They are a borned put-down to any man or boy foolish enough to express their inner feelings or to even give a genuine, friendly smile.

Evidence-

1. Girls break guy’s confidence by commenting about their weakness

2. Girls humiliate guys by using lame and ugly descriptions to express their thoughts

3. Girls want to occupy a guy, particularly if that HE is a good-looking one.

4. Girls hoax guys by playing with their feelings.

5. Girls carry a holier-then-thou attitude when mixing around, even among themselves.

Hence, a new order was born. A defense orientated idea, it moves against the particular individual first: by changing HIS concepts and norms. It does guarantee immunity to You-Know-Who.

LAWS of SOLOisme -

1.

A guy must remain in perfect control of his thoughts, emotions and feelings.

2.

A guy must refine upon his ‘no-love-condition’.

3.

A guy must avoid and reject every single temptation from girls.

4.

A guy must improve his inner greatness to a higher level.

5.

A guy must not play the fool with girls. Rather, HE should be serious and solemn when treading with them.

6.

A guy must follow the way of banality as to avoid unwanted attention.

7.

A guy must abandon all fashionable things. HE must know how to dress well depending on the scenario, but say ‘NO’ to modern punk style!

8.

A guy must foster or maintain his virtues when facing girls, but not to the extent where he ‘submits’ to them.

9.

A guy must appreciate beauty, but knows how to handle it as well.

10.

A guy shall cut his head into G-2 botak or as ugly as possible. (KaeMin?)

11.

No traitor is allowed.

12.

Puppy-love-coupling is strictly prohibited. It also means that any feelings off adolescence romance should remain under strict control and cut off eventually.

13.

Believe male more than believe female. Guys, please believe your friends more then those beauty-snakes, k?

I personally recommend this principle for those who have/had undergone any negative experience when communicating or handling with girls, or the reasons are best described as ‘ugly and short’. The main idea is not to turn you against any of your female friends, but to arm you up to face battle. It might be useful someday…and of course daily practices will be needed to strengthen the mind and body in order to live up to this idea’s high demands. Discipline is all and it conquers all. But most importantly, it conquers failure.

May the power be with you~

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Before you gasp and protest, let me explain. This partially insane article was written about 3-4 years back. It was improvised by Kae Min and I edited it, purely for FUN. I post this in its original form in order to preserve its memories attached to it.

As you can see, this article can really make your day! We were quite upset with the order of things then, and soon enough I found this at Kae Min's friendster blog. We had a good laugh and I proceed to copy and paste it at my own blog. The next thing we know, Kae Min's big brother gave us a piece of his mind by posting a comment even longer than this article. We took a shot to the head...

I do not wish for anyone to be hurt by this, as we were young and foolish then. Personally, I do not think of girls as what is mentioned above. And did I stressed its recreational purpose? After all, look at its two editors. We turned out all right, did we not? =)

Upon me posting this, I hope that Kae Min honour his part of the deal. Over to you dude !